B-Prophecy: A Glossary of Committee Speak

A collection of terms and phrases that will make you sound like a true member of Committee Style

1. B-Prophecy: The act of predicting the exact time and date of a committee meeting, only to have it rescheduled three times before it actually happens

B-Prophesies: See above

2. Committee Speak: The art of using buzzwords and jargon to confuse and intimidate others while saying nothing of substance

Committee Speak 101: A Primer

3. Agenda Item: A euphemism for "I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'll just make something up"

Agenda Items: The Classics

4. Post-Meeting Syndrome: The feeling of utter despair and hopelessness after a meeting has ended

Post-Meeting Syndrome Support Group